I was inspired by one of John Buccigross' posts on ESPN.com earlier in the season to look at great names around the league. He looked at the top 5 names in the league, so I'm going to do it a little differently. I went down the roster for each of the league's 30 teams and have picked the best name on each team. Here goes nothing:
Anaheim Ducks - Kyle Chipchura. I seriously considered giving the nod to Saku Koivu, but I've always liked Chipchura's name (even when he was a Canadien).
Atlanta Thrashers - Evander Kane. He should be a great world leader with a name like that. Vyacheslav (Slava) Kozlov nearly got the nod for having the best first name in the history of hockey, and Johnny Oduya also received some consideration.
Boston Bruins - Tuuka Rask. Easiest choice in the league. No one else on the roster comes close.
Buffalo Sabres - Jochen Hecht. From the easiest to one of the hardest, and not for good reasons. There is a real lack of name talent on this roster. Jason Pominville is the only one who comes close.
Calgary Flames - Eric Nystrom. Jewish kid from Long Island with a Swedish name. Miikka Kiprusoff was an overwhelming favorite, but Nystrom came out of nowhere for the win.
Carolina Hurricanes - Tuomo Ruutu. The NY Yankees of names, and Ruutu bats cleanup. (You thought I could pick against a guy named Tuomo? COME ON!) Also receiving votes: Rod Brind'Amour, Jussi Jokinen, Joni Pitkanen, Tom Kostopoulos, and Stephane Yelle.
Chicago Blackhawks - Dustin Byfuglien. Nicklas Hjalmarsson was edged out in a photo finish. Hard to ignore him with a name lack that and the hits he delivers on the Chicago blue line.
Colorado Avalanche - Brandon Yip. His name is an accurate description of his play, which is why he ended up on my fantasy team. Wojtek Wolski also received consideration.
Columbus Blue Jackets - Fedor Tyutin. Great name and a great guy. Wish he was still on the Rangers...for his world class name and his staunch defense.
Dallas Stars - Kari Lehtonen and Jere Lehtinen. Have to agree with Bucci that Brunnstrom is a top name, but it's hard to ignore teammates whose names are both great hockey names and are homonyms.
Detroit Red Wings - Valtteri Filppula. Niklas Kronwall is an outstanding name for a blue liner with heavy hits, but Filppula is an outstanding name. Period.
Edmonton Oilers - Nikolai Khabibulin. Few nicknames have been better than the Bulin Wall, and that helped eek out the victory over Lubomir Visnovsky.
Florida Panthers - Kamil Kreps. I think he should have a cafe somewhere. Nothing else.
Los Angeles Kings - Jonathan Quick. Simple yet deadly. Cat-like. Andrei Loktionov was little competition for Quick and his glove hand.
Minnesota Wild - Cal Clutterbuck. Clutterbuck ran away from the field on this one. Also rans were Antti Miettinen and Guillaume Latendresse.
Montreal Canadiens - Roman Hamrlik. He hits like a hammer...or at least used to before he got old.
Nashville Predators - Jordin Tootoo. Best name for a tough guy in the league right now. It was VERY hard to leave Pekka Rinne off, but Tootoo had more determination.
New Jersey Devils - Pierre-Luc Latourneau Leblond. PL3 beat out Edmonton's Jeff Drouin-Deslauries in the longest name competition, and Jamie Langenbrunner was no competition on the home front.
New York Islanders - Matt Moulson. A hockey player named after Canadian beer? Match made in heaven. Sad for Kyle Okposo, Jeff Tambellini, and Jesse Joenssu that they had no shot.
New York Rangers - Enver Lisin. It's easy for me to envision John Tortorella yelling at the young Russian winger, "Don't you Enver Lisin?!?!" Olli Jokinen (for being Finnish) and Vaclav Prospal (for having a name that sounds like Vaclav Havel) finished on the podium as well.
Ottawa Senators - Anton Volchenkov. He just sounds like a monster...and he beat out Tuomo Ruutu's big brother, Jarkko.
Philadelphia Flyers - Kimmo Timonen. A real lack of name talent here. Only Ian Laperriere even made it onto the ballot with Timmonen.
Pittsburgh Penguins - Ruslan Fedotenko. A Canadian friend of mine fought for Marc-Andre Fleury here, but there was no way I could pick a goalie who's called 'Flowers'.
San Jose Sharks - Marc-Edouard Vlasic. His teammates call him Pickles. That's reason enough for him to get the win over Niclas Wallin and Devin Setoguchi.
St. Louis Blues - Keith Tkachuk. 1st Round KO...over the entire team.
Tampa Bay Lightning - Zenon Konopka. Late bloomer, but quickly becoming a fan favorite.
Toronto Maple Leafs - Dion Phaneuf. Strong defensive corp with Francois Beauchemin and Garnet Exelby, but Phaneuf is the winner.
Vancouver Canucks - Darcy Hordichuk. There's just something about names that end in -chuk. they're made for hockey. Pesky fighter Rick Rypien finished a close 2nd in voting.
Washington Capitals - Mike Knuble. For a team so deep with talent, they really lack any semblance of name talent. They actually have more name failures, like Alex Semin, than worthy competitors.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
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